yeah
me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside
1 day agoavatarstateyipyipcolinodonoqhue 415,416 notes
casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

1 day agohippofoliagefartgallery 60,951 notes
5 days agoalmacoinenjol-ras 171,228 notes

bat-vomit:

afriet:

dandelion to seed head

I have wondered about this for so long.

5 days agoozeraivashkovafriet 297,828 notes

fancyadance:

Doors around the World

Montmartre, Paris

Burano, Italy

Japan

Beijing, China

Rabat, Morocco

Bali, Indonesia

Sardinia, Italy

Shanghai, China

more

5 days agophobs-hehfancyadance 27,751 notes

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

5 days agocircumcisingneptunain 402,954 notes

jakethenicholas:

Person: “What type of music do you listen to?”

Me: 

image

5 days agopizzajakethenicholas 61,934 notes

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
image

5 days agoblumbitchbasedgosh 92,553 notes

viivus:

gold ink+light digital colours experiments

5 days agosawebeeviivus 16,591 notes

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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5 days agopizzacatsfurever 247,097 notes
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