yeah

spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what you relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

20 hours agoconsistentcryingspockhetti 48,018 notes

feministcosette:

this song is horrible but I don’t want to waste my skips: an 8tracks story

21 hours agodaleyprophetfeministcosette 914 notes

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

21 hours agorandomness-is-epicmulders 397,297 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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21 hours agoheyfunniestlanashiftdelrey 120,259 notes
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sylphism:

WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING

sylphism:

WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING

21 hours agorandomness-is-epicvideogamebread 99,323 notes

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

21 hours agocoolatorhooddoggy 26,734 notes
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frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

4 days agopizzahoppusfarm 481,192 notes

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

4 days agorandomness-is-epictoastoat 181,995 notes
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